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[yourexoduslaughing]

girl u r NEVER boring!! sorry about ur eyes tho i hope its all temp!! plus its always a plus to have the good-good drugs!! ill stop by & we can chat!! i could bring a book or w/e

LOL i mean ur rite its not even a real ship were on!! dont worry hell def get eaten or like reenslaved or w/e!! i was trying to work on getting sparkles free but they both got the same problem of not having the appetite 4 the work they gotta do!! my uncles old man evil club was always finding & feeding off of guys like him!! dollars 2 donuts hell get munched & it sucks for sparkles but like thats how it is!!!

its a secret!! ill only tell april (my podcast host!) cuz they can keep a secret & also theyre like me so they just wanna leave!! cant tell victor tho! he tells everybody everything!! its cute but its also like dude u cant give it ALL AWAY

[astrogator]

i must try not to complain
blind people here
at least i still see some
come visit when you like and arthur will let you in
but it's another secret
i am so easy to kill right now and lots of enemies

you won't let sparkles in the void?
i want to take it with me
child deserves a chance to be better
i'll look after
when we're falling

fine i trust you and you trust april
all nominal
but no more
who is victor??

[yourexoduslaughing]

if i were in ur shoes id be complaining non STOP! but if arthur is right there then it would be kind awkward lol so i get it! it still sucks tho!! also yah girl u really put a target on ur back!!!

oh id totally let sparkles in the void!! i love that little creature!! but i dont think itll happen cuz im like 99.999999% sure that sparkles & the captain are the same person still. like yah he split off part of himself to stick in a furnace but usually when ppl do that theyre just splintering themselves not making a whole brand new person. so im pretty sure sparkles will b stuck here w/ captain crunch. ive been thinking about it a lot tho & its a super long shot but next time i see sparkles im going to try convince it to eat the cap. like swap places bud use him as fuel!!

if im wrong & sparkles is a whole separate person somehow its totally coming!! were buddies! im teaching it to read & we do crafts together!! it looooove to eat the gluesticks its so cute!!

victors the big pile of he/him ants!! its a long funny story & youll HATE IT cuz its all supernatural stuff no scientific explanation this time but hes my bud & hes my co-worker sorta!! technically he cant leave my workplace cuz ants cant make it through the security checkpoints so we gave him a name badge & an employee number & we feed him donuts

[astrogator]

ruins tough tradeliner image if i cry and complain yes?
arthur is so good to me looking after me
and crichton and pratt
i'm proud of what i did
didn't expect everyone to hate it
some people yes but not all these people too scared to have hope
that animal didn't break me still
bit me but didn't break me

i think sparkles is separate
whole new person when they split
i like sparkles but i hate our captor so much
he deserves to be fuel like he thinks we are
but we will find out the truth if the plan happens
if we can take sparkles with us or not

i don't understand how lots of ants are one person
but tell story when you visit?
i won't yell about supernatural bits
or try not to ;)