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[yourexoduslaughing]

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[yourexoduslaughing]

LMFAO u got it LT Tayrey!!!!!! good luck!! 💖

her reply comes late: post-Siffleur, post-letter

[astrogator]

p+p

citizen flan i have a question
important

- T

[yourexoduslaughing]

tayrey!! ask away!! 🥳

[astrogator]

before this you could go anywhere
edge of the universe
could you take people with you?

[yourexoduslaughing]

yup!!! i could take ppl i was holding onto anywhere w/ me & i had my void so i could put ppl in there!! if were looking at a mass evac of the ship then my void is a good place to put ppl temporarily while i find us a habitable planet to regroup & plan next steps!

[astrogator]

[Ari could almost cry with relief. But not yet. Not until she's sure.]

so if there was a hole in the prison
permeable sky
and our captor couldn't stop us
you could get us all out
safe?
you would?
no catch?

[yourexoduslaughing]

yep!!! as long as u can punch a hole that stays long enough 4 me to get my void & everybody then yah ill take everyone w/ me!! ill need like uhhh probs 5 mins 2 get everyone?? less if we get ppl in a big group!! & no catch! ill be getting a huge boost of energy doing it 2 so its like ur paying me!!

[astrogator]

i would pay so much for my freedom flan
so much
proper company ransom
fair contract for you if it ever happens

not everyone
not people who don't want to go
but enough

your void
is like the nothing??
just void no sight no sound?

[yourexoduslaughing]

lol ino but dont worry!! if this works we can talk about stuff afterwards!!

oh yah i wont drag ppl who dont wanna come!! so if u can get the ppl who wanna go in a group ill take them all & if theres time ill ask ppl on the fence!! i could broadcast it! stick ur hand up if u wanna leave!!

yah the void is nothing tho once theres ppl in it youll maybe be able 2 see & hear each other as long as i stick u all in the same area!! but youll also all be falling cuz theres no ground! u wanna find ppl who are scared of falling & give them a buddy 2 hold onto!!

[astrogator]

i value you
should have said before
not just for this but i know you helped
when i was going to die
good friend

i can't promise
making the hole is not easy
but you know i never give up

[Ari is terrified beyond all reason of the Nothing, but if she ever had an incentive to take courage, here it is. Tradeliners shouldn't let fear get in the way of the mission]

not scared of falling
i'll have a text ready
add evac location and send to everyone i can
if i make it happen

or if ava is right and something bad breaks the barrier for us

[yourexoduslaughing]

awww buddy!! 💖 i value u 2!! ino ur having a real hard time so im super excited to hang w/ u when ur not stuck in jail!! & dont worry about it im just always happy 2 help!

[It's real nice Arthur isn't a snitch or Ari might not be a grateful. But hey, they are friends, and Flan totally wasn't going to do Arthur's killing for him! Of course, it turns out it was Siffleur's abandoned kill but hey, it all worked out!]

yah i get u!! i like how determined u r! 😤 its why i wanted 2 be ur friend!! i like ppl who get things done!!!

any hole works 4 me!! ill just b quicker if its something coming inside just in case it doesnt take its time having a meal of the captain or w/e its gonna eat!! the text sounds perfect & ill grab as many ppl as i can & bounce soon as its 2 dangerous 2 stick around!!

[astrogator]

you can visit but i'm boring now
mostly stuck in bed
bad eyes
not good being a pilot with bad eyes
but good drugs

but i still get things done
better not be hallucinating this

he's not a captain he's a big fake
hope he gets eaten
don't tell anyone the plan in case they tell him
promise word by contract
everyone gets to escape with us if they want
even his pals
but don't give them chance to stop us by telling early

[yourexoduslaughing]

girl u r NEVER boring!! sorry about ur eyes tho i hope its all temp!! plus its always a plus to have the good-good drugs!! ill stop by & we can chat!! i could bring a book or w/e

LOL i mean ur rite its not even a real ship were on!! dont worry hell def get eaten or like reenslaved or w/e!! i was trying to work on getting sparkles free but they both got the same problem of not having the appetite 4 the work they gotta do!! my uncles old man evil club was always finding & feeding off of guys like him!! dollars 2 donuts hell get munched & it sucks for sparkles but like thats how it is!!!

its a secret!! ill only tell april (my podcast host!) cuz they can keep a secret & also theyre like me so they just wanna leave!! cant tell victor tho! he tells everybody everything!! its cute but its also like dude u cant give it ALL AWAY

[astrogator]

i must try not to complain
blind people here
at least i still see some
come visit when you like and arthur will let you in
but it's another secret
i am so easy to kill right now and lots of enemies

you won't let sparkles in the void?
i want to take it with me
child deserves a chance to be better
i'll look after
when we're falling

fine i trust you and you trust april
all nominal
but no more
who is victor??

[yourexoduslaughing]

if i were in ur shoes id be complaining non STOP! but if arthur is right there then it would be kind awkward lol so i get it! it still sucks tho!! also yah girl u really put a target on ur back!!!

oh id totally let sparkles in the void!! i love that little creature!! but i dont think itll happen cuz im like 99.999999% sure that sparkles & the captain are the same person still. like yah he split off part of himself to stick in a furnace but usually when ppl do that theyre just splintering themselves not making a whole brand new person. so im pretty sure sparkles will b stuck here w/ captain crunch. ive been thinking about it a lot tho & its a super long shot but next time i see sparkles im going to try convince it to eat the cap. like swap places bud use him as fuel!!

if im wrong & sparkles is a whole separate person somehow its totally coming!! were buddies! im teaching it to read & we do crafts together!! it looooove to eat the gluesticks its so cute!!

victors the big pile of he/him ants!! its a long funny story & youll HATE IT cuz its all supernatural stuff no scientific explanation this time but hes my bud & hes my co-worker sorta!! technically he cant leave my workplace cuz ants cant make it through the security checkpoints so we gave him a name badge & an employee number & we feed him donuts

[astrogator]

ruins tough tradeliner image if i cry and complain yes?
arthur is so good to me looking after me
and crichton and pratt
i'm proud of what i did
didn't expect everyone to hate it
some people yes but not all these people too scared to have hope
that animal didn't break me still
bit me but didn't break me

i think sparkles is separate
whole new person when they split
i like sparkles but i hate our captor so much
he deserves to be fuel like he thinks we are
but we will find out the truth if the plan happens
if we can take sparkles with us or not

i don't understand how lots of ants are one person
but tell story when you visit?
i won't yell about supernatural bits
or try not to ;)